A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on to the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
The woman looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of her, and she said, "Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
(Sometimes it is just that simple, People!!! That was wrooong, right? :-P "The woman" just seems as if she's pretentious {for some reason} and I like to see those people get what's coming to them.)
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LOL! That was hilarious. Drunk people say the damnedest things. She should've took an egg from her carton and lunge it in his face... Cara Fresco.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks, Cara. I'm glad I helped make someone laugh. :-)
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