Funny-of-the-Week: For Anyone Who Now Does or Ever Has Worked in a Cubicle...

Here are some common drawbacks:

• 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

• Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!

• Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

• Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

• If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."

• If your boss calls you and asks you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march...people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.

• Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

• My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

• Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

• Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

• That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

• When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

• You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.

(Especially if you have read this while sitting in a cubicle...)
Hope this brightened your day, even if just a bit!!! :-)